Poor Enid

Fiction & Literature, Humorous
Cover of the book Poor Enid by Andrew Price, Troubador Publishing Ltd
View on Amazon View on AbeBooks View on Kobo View on B.Depository View on eBay View on Walmart
Author: Andrew Price ISBN: 9781783066179
Publisher: Troubador Publishing Ltd Publication: September 6, 2017
Imprint: Matador Language: English
Author: Andrew Price
ISBN: 9781783066179
Publisher: Troubador Publishing Ltd
Publication: September 6, 2017
Imprint: Matador
Language: English

Millionaire war veteran Art Schitthelm has lived through two wars, he’s determined not to see another. To ensure everyone keeps the peace he uses a bogus charity to inflict his own brand of twisted philanthropy on humankind. Although the application is barbaric, Schitthelm deems his remedies entirely necessary for the long-term good of the species. The arrogant Schitthelm is long used to getting his own way, but meets his nemesis in the shape of an unflappable, wine-swigging ignoramus called Lenny Plant. Plant, along with a corrupt priest and a murderous Cliff Richard fan, unwittingly play-out a sequence of bizarre events triggered by an accident with a lawn-mower. In and around a sleepy North Yorkshire village, Plant and his cronies create havoc with Schitthelm’s carefully thought out plans for the future, to the extent that the ageing war-dog is left with no choice but to send out an assassination squad. The boozy Plant continues with his day to day domestics, oblivious, both to the trail of mayhem he leaves in his wake, and the danger that stalks the shadows.

View on Amazon View on AbeBooks View on Kobo View on B.Depository View on eBay View on Walmart

Millionaire war veteran Art Schitthelm has lived through two wars, he’s determined not to see another. To ensure everyone keeps the peace he uses a bogus charity to inflict his own brand of twisted philanthropy on humankind. Although the application is barbaric, Schitthelm deems his remedies entirely necessary for the long-term good of the species. The arrogant Schitthelm is long used to getting his own way, but meets his nemesis in the shape of an unflappable, wine-swigging ignoramus called Lenny Plant. Plant, along with a corrupt priest and a murderous Cliff Richard fan, unwittingly play-out a sequence of bizarre events triggered by an accident with a lawn-mower. In and around a sleepy North Yorkshire village, Plant and his cronies create havoc with Schitthelm’s carefully thought out plans for the future, to the extent that the ageing war-dog is left with no choice but to send out an assassination squad. The boozy Plant continues with his day to day domestics, oblivious, both to the trail of mayhem he leaves in his wake, and the danger that stalks the shadows.

More books from Troubador Publishing Ltd

Cover of the book Refuse to Forget by Andrew Price
Cover of the book We've Come To Take You Home by Andrew Price
Cover of the book Silent Pain by Andrew Price
Cover of the book Lost? by Andrew Price
Cover of the book The Well of the Dead by Andrew Price
Cover of the book On Being Fat by Andrew Price
Cover of the book Diagonal Walking by Andrew Price
Cover of the book Rage of Winter by Andrew Price
Cover of the book Return to London by Andrew Price
Cover of the book Dog Stags & NAAFI Growlers by Andrew Price
Cover of the book Buried by the Church by Andrew Price
Cover of the book The Barefoot Road by Andrew Price
Cover of the book Plain Jesus by Andrew Price
Cover of the book Tales from an Itinerant Agronomist by Andrew Price
Cover of the book Codename Wolf by Andrew Price
We use our own "cookies" and third party cookies to improve services and to see statistical information. By using this website, you agree to our Privacy Policy