Rejected: Fortune Cookie Fortunes

Fiction & Literature, Anthologies, Humorous
Cover of the book Rejected: Fortune Cookie Fortunes by Jason Jack, Walapie Media
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Author: Jason Jack ISBN: 1230000458061
Publisher: Walapie Media Publication: May 28, 2015
Imprint: Language: English
Author: Jason Jack
ISBN: 1230000458061
Publisher: Walapie Media
Publication: May 28, 2015
Imprint:
Language: English

"Morbid, sarcastic, ballsy . . . and hilarious!"

Read hundreds of rejected fortunes that were too harsh ("You suck"), too ballsy ("Be nice to others. It's the only way to con them."), and too sarcastic for your regular fortune cookie to handle. Just don't say I didn't warn you.

Told from the hilarious and often times pessimistic perspective of a disgruntled paper fortune, REJECTED is a no-holds-barred tome of hilarious bad advice (mis-fortunes you'll never see from the cookies at your local Chinese restaurant) that will make you laugh out loud!

For more informtaion, visit WalapieMedia.com and TheJasonJack.com.

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"Morbid, sarcastic, ballsy . . . and hilarious!"

Read hundreds of rejected fortunes that were too harsh ("You suck"), too ballsy ("Be nice to others. It's the only way to con them."), and too sarcastic for your regular fortune cookie to handle. Just don't say I didn't warn you.

Told from the hilarious and often times pessimistic perspective of a disgruntled paper fortune, REJECTED is a no-holds-barred tome of hilarious bad advice (mis-fortunes you'll never see from the cookies at your local Chinese restaurant) that will make you laugh out loud!

For more informtaion, visit WalapieMedia.com and TheJasonJack.com.

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