Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue contains a collection of over 200 short verses; some are romantic while others are funny, or just plain silly. Roses are red Violets are blue Around a ballroom I'd love to twirl Yes, I'm just an old-fashioned girl How sad that you have two left feet Perhaps a better suitor I might meet What's that? What's that? Is that just bling? Or is it perhaps a genuine diamond ring? Dancing is for chumps All those lifts and bumps I've had a change of heart How soon can we start? Roses are red Violets are blue I once dated a man from Zurich Things were going as well as could be We were perfectly happy, me and he Until he let one rip It was absolutely sulphuric!
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue contains a collection of over 200 short verses; some are romantic while others are funny, or just plain silly. Roses are red Violets are blue Around a ballroom I'd love to twirl Yes, I'm just an old-fashioned girl How sad that you have two left feet Perhaps a better suitor I might meet What's that? What's that? Is that just bling? Or is it perhaps a genuine diamond ring? Dancing is for chumps All those lifts and bumps I've had a change of heart How soon can we start? Roses are red Violets are blue I once dated a man from Zurich Things were going as well as could be We were perfectly happy, me and he Until he let one rip It was absolutely sulphuric!