| Author: | Jenny Harrison | ISBN: | 9781301117468 |
| Publisher: | Jenny Harrison | Publication: | July 24, 2013 |
| Imprint: | Smashwords Edition | Language: | English |
| Author: | Jenny Harrison |
| ISBN: | 9781301117468 |
| Publisher: | Jenny Harrison |
| Publication: | July 24, 2013 |
| Imprint: | Smashwords Edition |
| Language: | English |
Rusty and Slasher Naills have decided to ‘go straight’. Rusty wants to be a policeman and Slasher has ideas of entering the church although he may not like that idea once he realises he will have to wear a dress. But Pa, when he returns from his long sojourn in Her Majesty’s 5-Star Hotel, has other ideas. As a family bonding exercise, he wants to organise a security-van heist. Nana will be the wheelman (once she obtains her adult diapers), Pa and the boys will do the dirty work. It’s going to be easy money. Then things begin to go wrong. Messer Neville Smythe and his valet, Dick Crotch, re-enter the scene and Pa has to go into hiding. To help out there is Felix the circus manager Pa met in jail. He hides Pa in full view among the colourful circus folk, the trapeze artists, jugglers and clowns. But this is when the real trouble starts and the circus becomes the site of mayhem and carnage. Be prepared to go on the funniest (Ghost Train) ride of your life!
Rusty and Slasher Naills have decided to ‘go straight’. Rusty wants to be a policeman and Slasher has ideas of entering the church although he may not like that idea once he realises he will have to wear a dress. But Pa, when he returns from his long sojourn in Her Majesty’s 5-Star Hotel, has other ideas. As a family bonding exercise, he wants to organise a security-van heist. Nana will be the wheelman (once she obtains her adult diapers), Pa and the boys will do the dirty work. It’s going to be easy money. Then things begin to go wrong. Messer Neville Smythe and his valet, Dick Crotch, re-enter the scene and Pa has to go into hiding. To help out there is Felix the circus manager Pa met in jail. He hides Pa in full view among the colourful circus folk, the trapeze artists, jugglers and clowns. But this is when the real trouble starts and the circus becomes the site of mayhem and carnage. Be prepared to go on the funniest (Ghost Train) ride of your life!
