Santa Responds

He's Had Enough...and He's Writing Back!

Nonfiction, Entertainment, Humour & Comedy, General Humour
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Author: Santa Claus ISBN: 9780786741052
Publisher: Running Press Publication: September 23, 2008
Imprint: Running Press Adult Language: English
Author: Santa Claus
ISBN: 9780786741052
Publisher: Running Press
Publication: September 23, 2008
Imprint: Running Press Adult
Language: English

Ever wonder what Santa does with all those letters? (And all those cookies?) After a particularly long, cold night staring at nine smelly reindeer butts, the old man lets loose with the real answers to those stupid, whiny, hard-to-read letters from kids. Turns out, we really do get what we deserve.

Dear Billy,
I know you honestly believe that the good deeds you rattled off represent your behavior for the entire past year rather than the activities that occurred during the two hours leading up to the writing of this letter. Two hours of good behavior hardly justifies a new Playstation, let alone a trip to Disney World!!
Your pal,
Santa

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Ever wonder what Santa does with all those letters? (And all those cookies?) After a particularly long, cold night staring at nine smelly reindeer butts, the old man lets loose with the real answers to those stupid, whiny, hard-to-read letters from kids. Turns out, we really do get what we deserve.

Dear Billy,
I know you honestly believe that the good deeds you rattled off represent your behavior for the entire past year rather than the activities that occurred during the two hours leading up to the writing of this letter. Two hours of good behavior hardly justifies a new Playstation, let alone a trip to Disney World!!
Your pal,
Santa

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