Storymaze 4: The Golden Udder

Kids, Teen, General Fiction, Fiction, Fiction - YA
Cover of the book Storymaze 4: The Golden Udder by Terry Denton, Allen & Unwin
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Author: Terry Denton ISBN: 9781741764031
Publisher: Allen & Unwin Publication: September 1, 2002
Imprint: Allen & Unwin Language: English
Author: Terry Denton
ISBN: 9781741764031
Publisher: Allen & Unwin
Publication: September 1, 2002
Imprint: Allen & Unwin
Language: English

NO!

You've picked up a copy of Terry Denton's new book, THE GOLDEN UDDER.

Big mistake!

Now you are going to learn lots of things that you will never ever forget.

Did you know?

  1. Udders are creatures from another dimension that float down to Earth and attach themselves to cows.

  2. Udders are really DANGEROUS.

  3. Udders cast off their skins every year - that's where rubber gloves come from.

  4. Man first landed on the moon in a very big metal udder.

  5. Your legs are on fire.

  6. On its maiden voyage the Titanic sank after it hit a huge frozen udder.

  7. There is a modulator from an Illudium P76 Terrain Vehicle next to the ice-cream in your fridge. (go and check)

  8. A Santa Gertrudin is a brand new choccie bar treat made out of recycle dog vomit.

  9. Your legs really are on fire. (have a look)

  10. Well, if your legs are not on fire, where's the smoke coming from then?

  11. AAARRRGGGGG!!!! My legs are on fire!!! Why didn't you tell me, you psycho!!!!

View on Amazon View on AbeBooks View on Kobo View on B.Depository View on eBay View on Walmart

NO!

You've picked up a copy of Terry Denton's new book, THE GOLDEN UDDER.

Big mistake!

Now you are going to learn lots of things that you will never ever forget.

Did you know?

  1. Udders are creatures from another dimension that float down to Earth and attach themselves to cows.

  2. Udders are really DANGEROUS.

  3. Udders cast off their skins every year - that's where rubber gloves come from.

  4. Man first landed on the moon in a very big metal udder.

  5. Your legs are on fire.

  6. On its maiden voyage the Titanic sank after it hit a huge frozen udder.

  7. There is a modulator from an Illudium P76 Terrain Vehicle next to the ice-cream in your fridge. (go and check)

  8. A Santa Gertrudin is a brand new choccie bar treat made out of recycle dog vomit.

  9. Your legs really are on fire. (have a look)

  10. Well, if your legs are not on fire, where's the smoke coming from then?

  11. AAARRRGGGGG!!!! My legs are on fire!!! Why didn't you tell me, you psycho!!!!

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