The Armpit of Evil

Fiction & Literature, Humorous
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Author: Joe Mirabello ISBN: 9781466164802
Publisher: Joe Mirabello Publication: October 11, 2011
Imprint: Smashwords Edition Language: English
Author: Joe Mirabello
ISBN: 9781466164802
Publisher: Joe Mirabello
Publication: October 11, 2011
Imprint: Smashwords Edition
Language: English

The Armpit of Evil, in list form:

Sir Glorious' 'To Do' List of Chivalry:
1: Defend the defenseless.
2: Protect the protectless.
3: Smith anything with spikes.
4: Keep armor shiny.
5: Rescue the princess and defeat evil Overlord and his immortal undead army. But do it before that other knight, other wise you might not get to marry the princess.
6: Have lunch with Mom.

Sinistario's Reminders of Doom:
1: Not everything must be decorated in skulls.
2: Minions do not get hazard pay.
3: Buy evil fortress insurance.
4: Torturing innocents lasts a moment, but Oppressing Kingdoms lasts a lifetime.
5: If you are bored, plot revenge.
6: Trick that stupid knight into getting your magical amulet back for you (and then kill him)(a lot).

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The Armpit of Evil, in list form:

Sir Glorious' 'To Do' List of Chivalry:
1: Defend the defenseless.
2: Protect the protectless.
3: Smith anything with spikes.
4: Keep armor shiny.
5: Rescue the princess and defeat evil Overlord and his immortal undead army. But do it before that other knight, other wise you might not get to marry the princess.
6: Have lunch with Mom.

Sinistario's Reminders of Doom:
1: Not everything must be decorated in skulls.
2: Minions do not get hazard pay.
3: Buy evil fortress insurance.
4: Torturing innocents lasts a moment, but Oppressing Kingdoms lasts a lifetime.
5: If you are bored, plot revenge.
6: Trick that stupid knight into getting your magical amulet back for you (and then kill him)(a lot).

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