Author: | Beverley Bryann, GMCHC | ISBN: | 9781682899762 |
Publisher: | Page Publishing, Inc. | Publication: | November 2, 2016 |
Imprint: | Language: | English |
Author: | Beverley Bryann, GMCHC |
ISBN: | 9781682899762 |
Publisher: | Page Publishing, Inc. |
Publication: | November 2, 2016 |
Imprint: | |
Language: | English |
THE "TOP TEN" WHO SHOULD READ THESE BEST COCKTAIL HOUR WAR STORIES: Anyone who believes that the REAL WAR is just getting through life as amused and unscathed as possible. Anyone who has ever enjoyed someone else's war stories in a bar, lounge or pub; or anyone who has ever told war stories in a bar, lounge or pub, or anyone who has ever wanted to tell a war story in a bar, lounge, or pub. Anyone who needs to pilfer or adapt someone else's war stories as their own, in order to appear more interesting. Anyone who has ever tried and failed (or won) at anything. Anyone who has a mild to severe addiction to TV talk shows and thinks that he (or she) could do a better job as host. Anyone who intensely followed the Bill Clinton, Joey Buttafuco, and Eliot Spitzer womanizing sagas. Anyone who believes that the government's stimulus packages and corporate bail-out fiascos were, well, fiascos. Any prisoner or mental patient who has lost his (or her) game room or TV privileges. Anyone who believes that wine drinkers sniff, slosh, and drone on and on, much too much, about their choice of libation, and that true wine connoisseurs are insufferable snots.......And that all annoying and over-zealous wine enthusiasts should be banished from legitimate drinking establishments to designated sniffing, sloshing, and droning locations. Anyone who wants an interesting drink coaster that does a lot more than "coast." - ADVENTURE AND LAUGHTER ARE LIFE'S CUSHIONS -
THE "TOP TEN" WHO SHOULD READ THESE BEST COCKTAIL HOUR WAR STORIES: Anyone who believes that the REAL WAR is just getting through life as amused and unscathed as possible. Anyone who has ever enjoyed someone else's war stories in a bar, lounge or pub; or anyone who has ever told war stories in a bar, lounge or pub, or anyone who has ever wanted to tell a war story in a bar, lounge, or pub. Anyone who needs to pilfer or adapt someone else's war stories as their own, in order to appear more interesting. Anyone who has ever tried and failed (or won) at anything. Anyone who has a mild to severe addiction to TV talk shows and thinks that he (or she) could do a better job as host. Anyone who intensely followed the Bill Clinton, Joey Buttafuco, and Eliot Spitzer womanizing sagas. Anyone who believes that the government's stimulus packages and corporate bail-out fiascos were, well, fiascos. Any prisoner or mental patient who has lost his (or her) game room or TV privileges. Anyone who believes that wine drinkers sniff, slosh, and drone on and on, much too much, about their choice of libation, and that true wine connoisseurs are insufferable snots.......And that all annoying and over-zealous wine enthusiasts should be banished from legitimate drinking establishments to designated sniffing, sloshing, and droning locations. Anyone who wants an interesting drink coaster that does a lot more than "coast." - ADVENTURE AND LAUGHTER ARE LIFE'S CUSHIONS -