| Author: | L A Morgan | ISBN: | 9781466057807 |
| Publisher: | L A Morgan | Publication: | August 29, 2011 |
| Imprint: | Smashwords Edition | Language: | English |
| Author: | L A Morgan |
| ISBN: | 9781466057807 |
| Publisher: | L A Morgan |
| Publication: | August 29, 2011 |
| Imprint: | Smashwords Edition |
| Language: | English |
Here are a few examples:
Alien: a little, green man who needs to acquire a little, green card
Anchor: a weighty object that holds down a ship or ambitious news team
Catharsis: the uplifting realization you were wrong
Crazy: your alleged condition when your own thoughts make more sense to you than what everybody else is saying
Detective: a Peeping Tom, Dick, or Dirty Harry
Figure: a number or body shape that is judged by its volume
Geometry: a boring complexity of proofs that teach us how to misspell “pie”
Haste: something you want to make when your jet to the Super Bowl is about to take off, you witness a crime, or when the building is about to explode
Homosexuality: thinking outside the box
Opera: tragedy sung in a foreign language, leading to boredom, death, and then the fat lady sings
And there are 990 more! Here’s you perfect Christmas or Hanukah present!
Here are a few examples:
Alien: a little, green man who needs to acquire a little, green card
Anchor: a weighty object that holds down a ship or ambitious news team
Catharsis: the uplifting realization you were wrong
Crazy: your alleged condition when your own thoughts make more sense to you than what everybody else is saying
Detective: a Peeping Tom, Dick, or Dirty Harry
Figure: a number or body shape that is judged by its volume
Geometry: a boring complexity of proofs that teach us how to misspell “pie”
Haste: something you want to make when your jet to the Super Bowl is about to take off, you witness a crime, or when the building is about to explode
Homosexuality: thinking outside the box
Opera: tragedy sung in a foreign language, leading to boredom, death, and then the fat lady sings
And there are 990 more! Here’s you perfect Christmas or Hanukah present!
