The Crappiest Author

Fiction & Literature, Humorous, Short Stories, Romance
Cover of the book The Crappiest Author by WTF Man, WTF Productions
View on Amazon View on AbeBooks View on Kobo View on B.Depository View on eBay View on Walmart
Author: WTF Man ISBN: 9781624545085
Publisher: WTF Productions Publication: February 23, 2014
Imprint: Language: English
Author: WTF Man
ISBN: 9781624545085
Publisher: WTF Productions
Publication: February 23, 2014
Imprint:
Language: English

Borges Svelt set a goal; a goal that he has no hope of achieving: writing 100,000 words in one day. At first he takes baby steps, averaging 25,000 words per day before encountering his first obstacle. With a little ingenuity, can the eccentric author conquer his dream? Or is he totally out of his league?

Approximately 5,400 words in all.

EXCERPT FROM THE CRAPPIEST AUTHOR

Borges Svelt wasn’t about to hit the New York Times’ bestseller list anytime soon. Oh no! He was one of those dreadful self-published authors (eek!), shunned by the industry and despised by his traditionally published counterparts. Like them, he was eccentric in many ways, from his tacky, plaid socks that doubled as hand warmers to naming every member of The Brady Bunch whenever he reached a mental roadblock. While some writers prefer to stand while they write or sail the seven seas while banging away on their trusty, antique typewriters, Borges felt right at home on his shiny, porcelain throne. Of course, he didn’t mount the toilet with all of his clothes on. Heavens no! That would suggest that he was the least bit sane. On the contrary, he did not wear a shred of clothing. He was the pantless author, ready for anything that came rumbling through his feeble brain…or lower intestine.

View on Amazon View on AbeBooks View on Kobo View on B.Depository View on eBay View on Walmart

Borges Svelt set a goal; a goal that he has no hope of achieving: writing 100,000 words in one day. At first he takes baby steps, averaging 25,000 words per day before encountering his first obstacle. With a little ingenuity, can the eccentric author conquer his dream? Or is he totally out of his league?

Approximately 5,400 words in all.

EXCERPT FROM THE CRAPPIEST AUTHOR

Borges Svelt wasn’t about to hit the New York Times’ bestseller list anytime soon. Oh no! He was one of those dreadful self-published authors (eek!), shunned by the industry and despised by his traditionally published counterparts. Like them, he was eccentric in many ways, from his tacky, plaid socks that doubled as hand warmers to naming every member of The Brady Bunch whenever he reached a mental roadblock. While some writers prefer to stand while they write or sail the seven seas while banging away on their trusty, antique typewriters, Borges felt right at home on his shiny, porcelain throne. Of course, he didn’t mount the toilet with all of his clothes on. Heavens no! That would suggest that he was the least bit sane. On the contrary, he did not wear a shred of clothing. He was the pantless author, ready for anything that came rumbling through his feeble brain…or lower intestine.

More books from Romance

Cover of the book What About Me? by WTF Man
Cover of the book The Rich Man's Royal Mistress (Harlequin Comics) by WTF Man
Cover of the book Adam's Request (Good Girls Gone Bad Volume 2) by WTF Man
Cover of the book Still Broken by WTF Man
Cover of the book Sex On The Beach by WTF Man
Cover of the book Mathieu by WTF Man
Cover of the book Les temps maudits by WTF Man
Cover of the book The 24-Hour Proposal by WTF Man
Cover of the book Once Upon a Time in Rio by WTF Man
Cover of the book The Mage of Monrovia by WTF Man
Cover of the book Dos bodas by WTF Man
Cover of the book A Secret to the Grave by WTF Man
Cover of the book A Silken Thread by WTF Man
Cover of the book Beachcomber Heat by WTF Man
Cover of the book My Florence by WTF Man
We use our own "cookies" and third party cookies to improve services and to see statistical information. By using this website, you agree to our Privacy Policy