The Gospel of Knee-sus and Religion of Victimanity
Nonfiction, Social & Cultural Studies, Social Science, Cultural Studies, Popular Culture, Entertainment, Humour & Comedy, General Humour, History, Military
| Author: | Taleeb Starkes | ISBN: | 9781386576310 |
| Publisher: | Politically-Incorrect Publishing | Publication: | March 3, 2019 |
| Imprint: | Language: | English |
| Author: | Taleeb Starkes |
| ISBN: | 9781386576310 |
| Publisher: | Politically-Incorrect Publishing |
| Publication: | March 3, 2019 |
| Imprint: | |
| Language: | English |
The Gospel of Knee-sus is a non-canonical book, which retells the historical events that led to the revelation, cruci-fiction, and resurrection of a disgruntled National Football League (NFL) quarterback.
Centered around the NFL's mercurial 2016 season, scripturally known as the Year of the Knee, this scroll includes a cast of colorful characters who were both essential and detrimental to Knee-sus' controversial mission.
Find out if God Goodell abandoned Knee-sus at the behest of the Modern-Day Pharisees. Additionally, learn the answers to other pertinent questions such as:
- Who are the Knee-groes that Knee-sus was sent to?
- Why was there animosity between the two disciples named Rowdy Reid and Judas Jenkins?
- Who made Orange Herod red with anger?
- Did Messy Magdalene sabotage Knee-sus' career?
- What is the Church of the Eternal Victim and Victimanity?
Within these sacred pages, no question is left unanswered, and no racial grievance stone left unturned.
Knee-sus' victim-centric path is laid bare at your feet for exploration. Therefore, don't delay or deny him!
Instead, walk with him! (Preferably, in Nike footwear.)
The Gospel of Knee-sus is a non-canonical book, which retells the historical events that led to the revelation, cruci-fiction, and resurrection of a disgruntled National Football League (NFL) quarterback.
Centered around the NFL's mercurial 2016 season, scripturally known as the Year of the Knee, this scroll includes a cast of colorful characters who were both essential and detrimental to Knee-sus' controversial mission.
Find out if God Goodell abandoned Knee-sus at the behest of the Modern-Day Pharisees. Additionally, learn the answers to other pertinent questions such as:
- Who are the Knee-groes that Knee-sus was sent to?
- Why was there animosity between the two disciples named Rowdy Reid and Judas Jenkins?
- Who made Orange Herod red with anger?
- Did Messy Magdalene sabotage Knee-sus' career?
- What is the Church of the Eternal Victim and Victimanity?
Within these sacred pages, no question is left unanswered, and no racial grievance stone left unturned.
Knee-sus' victim-centric path is laid bare at your feet for exploration. Therefore, don't delay or deny him!
Instead, walk with him! (Preferably, in Nike footwear.)
