The Joke Book for People Who Think Donald Trump is a Joke

Fiction & Literature, Humorous
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Author: The Unknown Comic ISBN: 9781370926640
Publisher: BearManor Media Publication: October 11, 2016
Imprint: Smashwords Edition Language: English
Author: The Unknown Comic
ISBN: 9781370926640
Publisher: BearManor Media
Publication: October 11, 2016
Imprint: Smashwords Edition
Language: English

On September 10, 1945, witnesses claim a Spaceship with Five Aliens aboard crashed
on a Mule and Donkey ranch 50 miles outside New York City — an incident they say
has been covered up by the military. On June 14, 1946 — almost exactly Nine Months
after that day — Donald Trump was born. That clears up a lot of things.

Whenever I go swimming in the Ocean, I always wear a T-Shirt that reads…“Donald
Trump would make a Great President”…because I figure Even a Shark wouldn’t
Swallow that.

In the U.S.A. all Men are born Free and Equal…except for Donald Trump, who was
born a little more free and equal…

The saddest moment for a child is not when HE learns that Santa Claus isn’t real. It’s
when HE learns that Donald Trump is.

Blue-collar workers like Basketball. White-collar workers like Tennis. Heads of
companies such as Donald Trump like Golf. Which means, the more successful you
become…The smaller your balls get.

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On September 10, 1945, witnesses claim a Spaceship with Five Aliens aboard crashed
on a Mule and Donkey ranch 50 miles outside New York City — an incident they say
has been covered up by the military. On June 14, 1946 — almost exactly Nine Months
after that day — Donald Trump was born. That clears up a lot of things.

Whenever I go swimming in the Ocean, I always wear a T-Shirt that reads…“Donald
Trump would make a Great President”…because I figure Even a Shark wouldn’t
Swallow that.

In the U.S.A. all Men are born Free and Equal…except for Donald Trump, who was
born a little more free and equal…

The saddest moment for a child is not when HE learns that Santa Claus isn’t real. It’s
when HE learns that Donald Trump is.

Blue-collar workers like Basketball. White-collar workers like Tennis. Heads of
companies such as Donald Trump like Golf. Which means, the more successful you
become…The smaller your balls get.

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