The Pub at the Center of the Universe: a novel from the fifth dimension
Science Fiction & Fantasy, Space Opera, Science Fiction, Adventure, Fantasy
| Author: | Dale Mettam | ISBN: | 9780982330067 |
| Publisher: | Midpoint Trade Books | Publication: | February 13, 2009 |
| Imprint: | Dailey Swan Publishing | Language: | English |
| Author: | Dale Mettam |
| ISBN: | 9780982330067 |
| Publisher: | Midpoint Trade Books |
| Publication: | February 13, 2009 |
| Imprint: | Dailey Swan Publishing |
| Language: | English |
If the world's worst department store security guard in history is to survive, let alone save the universe, he better learn a few basic rules as he crosses the cosmos.Rule #1: Never, ever, switch off your Forced Reality Bubble.Rule #2: The most prevalent species in the universe are bugs.Rule #3: There are five known dimensions in the universe.Rule #4: Never ask why there are so many wings and legs in a party bucket.For Kirk, failure will mean more than the end of things as he knows them. It means the end of everything-period. A gigantic do-over. But hey, no pressure.
If the world's worst department store security guard in history is to survive, let alone save the universe, he better learn a few basic rules as he crosses the cosmos.Rule #1: Never, ever, switch off your Forced Reality Bubble.Rule #2: The most prevalent species in the universe are bugs.Rule #3: There are five known dimensions in the universe.Rule #4: Never ask why there are so many wings and legs in a party bucket.For Kirk, failure will mean more than the end of things as he knows them. It means the end of everything-period. A gigantic do-over. But hey, no pressure.
