The Wilbur County Vampire

Fiction & Literature, Humorous
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Author: J. Jeremy Dean ISBN: 9781465809995
Publisher: J. Jeremy Dean Publication: November 11, 2011
Imprint: Smashwords Edition Language: English
Author: J. Jeremy Dean
ISBN: 9781465809995
Publisher: J. Jeremy Dean
Publication: November 11, 2011
Imprint: Smashwords Edition
Language: English

Welcome to Wilbur County. My name is Ichabod Phinius Freely, and I guess you could say I’m the county historian, or if that’s too prettytentious for you, just say I’m the unofficial chronicaller of significant happenin’s round these here parts. As a life-long resident of Wilbur County, I was around when most of the good stuff happened. I’m talking about real important stuff like the infamous Vampire sightins that is writ down in this here tale.

As a word of warnin’ to you, this story contains violence, and tresspassin’, and lies tol’ to parents, and the abuse of innocent alcoholics. If you are offended by this sort of thing, rather than getting’ mad at me for somethin’ I did when I was too young to know no better, I suggest you find a different story to read. If you’re okay with all of this, shame on you, and I hope you enjoy the story.

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Welcome to Wilbur County. My name is Ichabod Phinius Freely, and I guess you could say I’m the county historian, or if that’s too prettytentious for you, just say I’m the unofficial chronicaller of significant happenin’s round these here parts. As a life-long resident of Wilbur County, I was around when most of the good stuff happened. I’m talking about real important stuff like the infamous Vampire sightins that is writ down in this here tale.

As a word of warnin’ to you, this story contains violence, and tresspassin’, and lies tol’ to parents, and the abuse of innocent alcoholics. If you are offended by this sort of thing, rather than getting’ mad at me for somethin’ I did when I was too young to know no better, I suggest you find a different story to read. If you’re okay with all of this, shame on you, and I hope you enjoy the story.

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