The World's Funniest Football Jokes

Nonfiction, Entertainment, Humour & Comedy, Jokes & Riddles, Sports, Football (Soccer)
Cover of the book The World's Funniest Football Jokes by Jim Chumley, Summersdale Publishers Ltd
View on Amazon View on AbeBooks View on Kobo View on B.Depository View on eBay View on Walmart
Author: Jim Chumley ISBN: 9781786854681
Publisher: Summersdale Publishers Ltd Publication: October 12, 2017
Imprint: Summersdale Publishers Ltd Language: English
Author: Jim Chumley
ISBN: 9781786854681
Publisher: Summersdale Publishers Ltd
Publication: October 12, 2017
Imprint: Summersdale Publishers Ltd
Language: English

What did the manager do when the pitch became flooded?

He sent on his subs.

God and the devil were having an argument, and Satan proposed a football game between heaven and hell to resolve the dispute.

God, in his eternal goodness, pointed out that it wouldn’t be a fair match because all the ‘good’ players go to heaven.

The devil smiled, replying, ‘Yes, but we’ve got all the refs.’

Football is obviously very serious business – like when that disallowed goal was 'never off-side', and that was 'totally a dive' – but it’s a funny old game really. This compendium of hilarious jokes will help you see the lighter side when your team is showing you up, and give your mates a good chuckle at the celebrations when they win.

View on Amazon View on AbeBooks View on Kobo View on B.Depository View on eBay View on Walmart

What did the manager do when the pitch became flooded?

He sent on his subs.

God and the devil were having an argument, and Satan proposed a football game between heaven and hell to resolve the dispute.

God, in his eternal goodness, pointed out that it wouldn’t be a fair match because all the ‘good’ players go to heaven.

The devil smiled, replying, ‘Yes, but we’ve got all the refs.’

Football is obviously very serious business – like when that disallowed goal was 'never off-side', and that was 'totally a dive' – but it’s a funny old game really. This compendium of hilarious jokes will help you see the lighter side when your team is showing you up, and give your mates a good chuckle at the celebrations when they win.

More books from Summersdale Publishers Ltd

Cover of the book From the Mull to the Cape: A Gentle Bike Ride on the Edge of Wilderness by Jim Chumley
Cover of the book Quotable Shakespeare by Jim Chumley
Cover of the book Happiness: Thoughts and Quotations for Every Day by Jim Chumley
Cover of the book The Recession Kama Sutra by Jim Chumley
Cover of the book 101 Revenge Tricks by Jim Chumley
Cover of the book Understanding and Dealing With Stroke by Jim Chumley
Cover of the book A Short History of Britain in Infographics by Jim Chumley
Cover of the book International Culinary Dictionary by Jim Chumley
Cover of the book 50 Things You Can Do Today to Manage Stress by Jim Chumley
Cover of the book The First World War: A Miscellany by Jim Chumley
Cover of the book Wonder Dogs: True Stories of Canine Courage by Jim Chumley
Cover of the book Blood on the Sand by Jim Chumley
Cover of the book World's Deadliest Animals by Jim Chumley
Cover of the book Fred Basset Yearbook 2018 by Jim Chumley
Cover of the book Wine: The Essential Guide to Tasting, History, Culture and More by Jim Chumley
We use our own "cookies" and third party cookies to improve services and to see statistical information. By using this website, you agree to our Privacy Policy