This Never Happened Too

Fiction & Literature, Humorous, Short Stories, Literary
Cover of the book This Never Happened Too by Peter Coomber, Peter Coomber
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Author: Peter Coomber ISBN: 1230002148076
Publisher: Peter Coomber Publication: February 27, 2018
Imprint: Language: English
Author: Peter Coomber
ISBN: 1230002148076
Publisher: Peter Coomber
Publication: February 27, 2018
Imprint:
Language: English

The second book of short stories from the crayon of Peter Coomber. Fifty dark, off-beat, humorous short stories with a twist. If you enjoy reading Dahl or Saki then you will enjoy reading these (it's a theory, anyway).

I, Chimp - A bored zoo chimp starts to paint on his compound walls.
Chin A Panda - A man. A panda. A fight. Who wins?
This Never Happened, Too - Nancy Beardsley's half-blind, deaf dog succumbs to the unstoppable wheels of a road-roller, and her new pet, George, with its ravenous appetite, becomes unstoppable, too.
Anthony - Tony was an atheist. Not for him the wimpish, effete, uncertainty of agnosticism: he was a devoutly, true unbeliever; staunch in his views, and active in his contempt for stupid, woolly-headed, God-fearing fools.
Biscuit - Carl and Karen's dog has bitten off more than it can chew.
A Lesson In Life - Alice the teacher explains the facts of life to her innocent pupils.

No animals were harmed in the making of these stories (except for the panda).

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The second book of short stories from the crayon of Peter Coomber. Fifty dark, off-beat, humorous short stories with a twist. If you enjoy reading Dahl or Saki then you will enjoy reading these (it's a theory, anyway).

I, Chimp - A bored zoo chimp starts to paint on his compound walls.
Chin A Panda - A man. A panda. A fight. Who wins?
This Never Happened, Too - Nancy Beardsley's half-blind, deaf dog succumbs to the unstoppable wheels of a road-roller, and her new pet, George, with its ravenous appetite, becomes unstoppable, too.
Anthony - Tony was an atheist. Not for him the wimpish, effete, uncertainty of agnosticism: he was a devoutly, true unbeliever; staunch in his views, and active in his contempt for stupid, woolly-headed, God-fearing fools.
Biscuit - Carl and Karen's dog has bitten off more than it can chew.
A Lesson In Life - Alice the teacher explains the facts of life to her innocent pupils.

No animals were harmed in the making of these stories (except for the panda).

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