Tilly and Elmer FlashbackX (4) - The Breast Laid Plans
Fiction & Literature, Coming of Age, Romance, Contemporary
| Author: | Gene Clements | ISBN: | 9781310275968 |
| Publisher: | Gene Clements | Publication: | July 7, 2014 |
| Imprint: | Smashwords | Language: | English |
| Author: | Gene Clements |
| ISBN: | 9781310275968 |
| Publisher: | Gene Clements |
| Publication: | July 7, 2014 |
| Imprint: | Smashwords |
| Language: | English |
If you’ve read any of the short stories in the Tilly and Elmer series, you may have wondered how much more adventuresome Tilly and Elmer must have been as teenagers. Now it can be revealed! In the Tilly and Elmer FlashbackX series, our favorite sexagenarians describe, in sometimes hilarious and sometimes scandalous detail, their slow motion coming of age in the Midwest in the early sixties. From their clumsy first date to the first time they go “all the way” (on the second try), you’ll gasp at Elmer’s inexperience, smile at Tilly’s (real or faked?) innocence, and perhaps shed a tear of empathy at the blundering beauty of their first time.
Book4, The Breast Laid Plans, follows Elmer's carefully worked out plan for removing Tilly's bra and delighting her with a "massage". Not all plans work perfectly though, and this one runs into two problems.
Elmer drove by Old Man Smith's farmhouse and turned right at the crossroads. Before long he slowed down, turned off his headlights, and turned into the short driveway leading to the lane behind the hedgerow.
"Elmer, where are you taking me?" asked Tilly, with a distinct lack of concern.
"I thought you might like to go apple picking. You know, just like Adam and Eve."
"There won't be any apples on these trees for six more months, Elmer!" Tilly pointed out.
"Well, I guess we'll just have to think of something to do while we're waiting then, won't we?"
If you’ve read any of the short stories in the Tilly and Elmer series, you may have wondered how much more adventuresome Tilly and Elmer must have been as teenagers. Now it can be revealed! In the Tilly and Elmer FlashbackX series, our favorite sexagenarians describe, in sometimes hilarious and sometimes scandalous detail, their slow motion coming of age in the Midwest in the early sixties. From their clumsy first date to the first time they go “all the way” (on the second try), you’ll gasp at Elmer’s inexperience, smile at Tilly’s (real or faked?) innocence, and perhaps shed a tear of empathy at the blundering beauty of their first time.
Book4, The Breast Laid Plans, follows Elmer's carefully worked out plan for removing Tilly's bra and delighting her with a "massage". Not all plans work perfectly though, and this one runs into two problems.
Elmer drove by Old Man Smith's farmhouse and turned right at the crossroads. Before long he slowed down, turned off his headlights, and turned into the short driveway leading to the lane behind the hedgerow.
"Elmer, where are you taking me?" asked Tilly, with a distinct lack of concern.
"I thought you might like to go apple picking. You know, just like Adam and Eve."
"There won't be any apples on these trees for six more months, Elmer!" Tilly pointed out.
"Well, I guess we'll just have to think of something to do while we're waiting then, won't we?"
