To Be Lovely, Be In Love!

Fiction & Literature, Humorous, Contemporary Women
Cover of the book To Be Lovely, Be In Love! by Constance Fontanne, Constance Fontanne
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Author: Constance Fontanne ISBN: 9781311579911
Publisher: Constance Fontanne Publication: October 23, 2014
Imprint: Smashwords Edition Language: English
Author: Constance Fontanne
ISBN: 9781311579911
Publisher: Constance Fontanne
Publication: October 23, 2014
Imprint: Smashwords Edition
Language: English

Is your idea of Café Society the group of seniors gathered every morning at McDonald’s? Were the only guests present at your last charity bash the high school marching band? Do you board a transatlantic cruise hoping to capture the Big Game (a wealthy husband) only to find yourself run aground, making chit chat with the hoi polloi?

If life’s left you on a cold slab in love’s mortuary, your problem is simple: you’ve lost the art of being lovely. The cure? Atlanta society matron Constance Fontanne’s landmark first book on love, looks, and marriage. Miss Fontanne shows you how to jump back into your bowl of cherries and stop living the life of the ho-hum and hum-drum. To buttress her advice, Miss Fontanne references personal friends from her country club who have become lovely by being in love with singing monks, television repairmen, and old frat boys.

Even if you live in Lunch Pail, USA and you've mentally divorced your man for psychic nonsupport, take heart! Forget about matching your handbag and accessories! Constance Fontanne promises to change your attitude, fashion, and personality with her graduate studies in being lovely by being in love!

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Is your idea of Café Society the group of seniors gathered every morning at McDonald’s? Were the only guests present at your last charity bash the high school marching band? Do you board a transatlantic cruise hoping to capture the Big Game (a wealthy husband) only to find yourself run aground, making chit chat with the hoi polloi?

If life’s left you on a cold slab in love’s mortuary, your problem is simple: you’ve lost the art of being lovely. The cure? Atlanta society matron Constance Fontanne’s landmark first book on love, looks, and marriage. Miss Fontanne shows you how to jump back into your bowl of cherries and stop living the life of the ho-hum and hum-drum. To buttress her advice, Miss Fontanne references personal friends from her country club who have become lovely by being in love with singing monks, television repairmen, and old frat boys.

Even if you live in Lunch Pail, USA and you've mentally divorced your man for psychic nonsupport, take heart! Forget about matching your handbag and accessories! Constance Fontanne promises to change your attitude, fashion, and personality with her graduate studies in being lovely by being in love!

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