| Author: | Warren Wainwright | ISBN: | 1230000182004 |
| Publisher: | Warren Wainwright | Publication: | September 13, 2013 |
| Imprint: | Language: | English |
| Author: | Warren Wainwright |
| ISBN: | 1230000182004 |
| Publisher: | Warren Wainwright |
| Publication: | September 13, 2013 |
| Imprint: | |
| Language: | English |
Tom Helpings, a state government worker, runs afoul of a vengeful newspaper columnist. The columnist creates such a bad reputation for him that Tom's employer decides they want to can him. But there's just one problem – it's nearly impossible to fire a government worker! Therefore, Tom's boss, the bungling Chester Dougal, is tasked with one mission: to make Tom want to quit by any means possible.
This all comes at a bad time in Tom's life: Tom lives through a horrific period of humanity known as "The Great Chocolate Shortage Crisis," where a Chocolate Burglar steals everyone's chocolate. Worse, Tom's landlord is as intrusive as they come. And the neighbors – not too nice!
Absurd, outlandish, and funny… To Fire a Government Worker is brimming with experiences that hopefully you won't ever be able to relate to. If you enjoy stories about burglars stealing chocolate, lazy cops, office shenanigans, jerk bosses, abuse of power, coffee snobs, misallocation of resources, and quack psychiatrists, then this one is for you.
Tom Helpings, a state government worker, runs afoul of a vengeful newspaper columnist. The columnist creates such a bad reputation for him that Tom's employer decides they want to can him. But there's just one problem – it's nearly impossible to fire a government worker! Therefore, Tom's boss, the bungling Chester Dougal, is tasked with one mission: to make Tom want to quit by any means possible.
This all comes at a bad time in Tom's life: Tom lives through a horrific period of humanity known as "The Great Chocolate Shortage Crisis," where a Chocolate Burglar steals everyone's chocolate. Worse, Tom's landlord is as intrusive as they come. And the neighbors – not too nice!
Absurd, outlandish, and funny… To Fire a Government Worker is brimming with experiences that hopefully you won't ever be able to relate to. If you enjoy stories about burglars stealing chocolate, lazy cops, office shenanigans, jerk bosses, abuse of power, coffee snobs, misallocation of resources, and quack psychiatrists, then this one is for you.
