Today I Will Nourish My Inner Martyr

Affirmations for Cynics

Nonfiction, Health & Well Being, Self Help, Self Improvement, Affirmations, Entertainment, Humour & Comedy, General Humour
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Author: Sarah Wells, Ann Thornhill ISBN: 9780307560698
Publisher: Crown/Archetype Publication: February 10, 2010
Imprint: Crown Archetype Language: English
Author: Sarah Wells, Ann Thornhill
ISBN: 9780307560698
Publisher: Crown/Archetype
Publication: February 10, 2010
Imprint: Crown Archetype
Language: English

Tonight, by moonlight, I will rake my
leaves into my neighbor's yard.

Had it up to here with sugary-sweet affirmation books that ignore the pleasures of resentment and mean-spiritedness? Tired of the self-helpaholics who've been sipping too much chicken soup? Then this book is for you.
Here are 365 splendidly bitter daily meditations that will appeal to the cynic in you. Nowhere else will you find such odes to self-absorption as:
·Today I will equate material possessions with love.
·Today I will taunt others until they cry, then tell them they are too sensitive.
·Today I will make a new friend based solely on how he or she can further my career.
·Today I will respect my need to sabotage everyone else's success.

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Tonight, by moonlight, I will rake my
leaves into my neighbor's yard.

Had it up to here with sugary-sweet affirmation books that ignore the pleasures of resentment and mean-spiritedness? Tired of the self-helpaholics who've been sipping too much chicken soup? Then this book is for you.
Here are 365 splendidly bitter daily meditations that will appeal to the cynic in you. Nowhere else will you find such odes to self-absorption as:
·Today I will equate material possessions with love.
·Today I will taunt others until they cry, then tell them they are too sensitive.
·Today I will make a new friend based solely on how he or she can further my career.
·Today I will respect my need to sabotage everyone else's success.

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