| Author: | Paul Ramirez | ISBN: | 9781497758117 |
| Publisher: | Paul Ramirez | Publication: | March 20, 2014 |
| Imprint: | Language: | English |
| Author: | Paul Ramirez |
| ISBN: | 9781497758117 |
| Publisher: | Paul Ramirez |
| Publication: | March 20, 2014 |
| Imprint: | |
| Language: | English |
Jeff is the first to admit that he's sinfully ugly, while Tom, his neighbor, is a social recluse with a terrible addiction to internet porn. Thanks to the poorly constructed nature of their apartments, Jeff has a front row seat to the nightly sex show. It all gets too much for Jeff, who hatches a cunning plan to ensnare the hottest guy in the apartment - but will his looks betray him once again?
WARNING: Ugly As Sin is a 5,200 word gay hardcore erotica short story. Intended for adult audiences only, it features mature sexual content which some readers may find offensive.
EXCERPT:
I’m OK with the fact that my whole face is a wasteland, a no-man’s land of male affection. Even my parents struggle to tell me that I’m handsome in my own way.
The biggest downside? I am horny. I'm a guy, after all, it goes with the territory. It’s God’s cruel trick on me! I am a nymphomaniac. An unpracticed nympho, at that. I’ve had sex a few times, but it wasn’t up to par.
Let me explain. When you’re ugly, the only other people who are going to bang you are other uglies. Where do you think the phrase “bumpin’ uglies” came from, huh?
Jeff is the first to admit that he's sinfully ugly, while Tom, his neighbor, is a social recluse with a terrible addiction to internet porn. Thanks to the poorly constructed nature of their apartments, Jeff has a front row seat to the nightly sex show. It all gets too much for Jeff, who hatches a cunning plan to ensnare the hottest guy in the apartment - but will his looks betray him once again?
WARNING: Ugly As Sin is a 5,200 word gay hardcore erotica short story. Intended for adult audiences only, it features mature sexual content which some readers may find offensive.
EXCERPT:
I’m OK with the fact that my whole face is a wasteland, a no-man’s land of male affection. Even my parents struggle to tell me that I’m handsome in my own way.
The biggest downside? I am horny. I'm a guy, after all, it goes with the territory. It’s God’s cruel trick on me! I am a nymphomaniac. An unpracticed nympho, at that. I’ve had sex a few times, but it wasn’t up to par.
Let me explain. When you’re ugly, the only other people who are going to bang you are other uglies. Where do you think the phrase “bumpin’ uglies” came from, huh?
