Weekend Getaway

Fiction & Literature, Humorous, Short Stories, Romance
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Author: Donald Rump ISBN: 1230000540858
Publisher: Donald Rump Publication: July 8, 2015
Imprint: Language: English
Author: Donald Rump
ISBN: 1230000540858
Publisher: Donald Rump
Publication: July 8, 2015
Imprint:
Language: English

When Martin Dollop and Arthur Bodine set off for a romantic vacation in the islands, they have no idea what they're in for. Now rotting away in a Mexican jail cell, it appears that they've reached the end of their rope. Even the pinche guard won't do them the honor of putting a bullet in their heads, and offers each a shot of poison to end their suffering.

Will the two lovebirds cash in on their free weekend getaway and make things right between them? Or will the doomed couple kill each other in the process?

For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 5,200 words.

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When Martin Dollop and Arthur Bodine set off for a romantic vacation in the islands, they have no idea what they're in for. Now rotting away in a Mexican jail cell, it appears that they've reached the end of their rope. Even the pinche guard won't do them the honor of putting a bullet in their heads, and offers each a shot of poison to end their suffering.

Will the two lovebirds cash in on their free weekend getaway and make things right between them? Or will the doomed couple kill each other in the process?

For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 5,200 words.

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