What You Don't Understand

Fiction & Literature, Humorous
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Author: Lance Manion ISBN: 9781311633675
Publisher: Lance Manion Publication: November 7, 2015
Imprint: Smashwords Edition Language: English
Author: Lance Manion
ISBN: 9781311633675
Publisher: Lance Manion
Publication: November 7, 2015
Imprint: Smashwords Edition
Language: English

Lance spends too much time thinking about all the ways life would be different if our eyes were on the top of our feet as opposed to perched over our noses.
Shoes for instance…
Or karate.
He doesn’t enjoy thinking thoughts like these, but grow them as he might, the beards never help. So off they come. Hairy reminders clogging up the sink, if hairs were thoughts and plumbing was being normal. Lance should know. Lance is a plumber.
Well, a plumber in the sense that you and I are plumbers.
This is his seventh collection of humorous and odd short stories, none of which have ever made the New York Times Best Seller List. If that in any way influences you to avoid giving it a look then it's probably for the best.

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Lance spends too much time thinking about all the ways life would be different if our eyes were on the top of our feet as opposed to perched over our noses.
Shoes for instance…
Or karate.
He doesn’t enjoy thinking thoughts like these, but grow them as he might, the beards never help. So off they come. Hairy reminders clogging up the sink, if hairs were thoughts and plumbing was being normal. Lance should know. Lance is a plumber.
Well, a plumber in the sense that you and I are plumbers.
This is his seventh collection of humorous and odd short stories, none of which have ever made the New York Times Best Seller List. If that in any way influences you to avoid giving it a look then it's probably for the best.

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