When I Am An Old Coot

Witticisms For People Who Refuse to Grow Old Gracefully

Nonfiction, Entertainment, Humour & Comedy, General Humour
Cover of the book When I Am An Old Coot by Roy English, Gibbs Smith
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Author: Roy English ISBN: 9781423613107
Publisher: Gibbs Smith Publication: January 19, 2001
Imprint: Gibbs Smith Language: English
Author: Roy English
ISBN: 9781423613107
Publisher: Gibbs Smith
Publication: January 19, 2001
Imprint: Gibbs Smith
Language: English

When I am an Old Coot, I will wear funny hats and loud ties, flowered underwear and bright yellow suspenders. I will break all the silly, proper rules and be a kid again. So begins a mischievous look at growing older and making the most of it. With an irreverent perspective, this absolutely hilarious book contains witticisms like these: When I am an Old Coot: "I will call 'A Current Affair' and ask them how I can order one." "I will dawdle by the cleaning lady, pretend to stumble and grab her buttocks firmly."

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When I am an Old Coot, I will wear funny hats and loud ties, flowered underwear and bright yellow suspenders. I will break all the silly, proper rules and be a kid again. So begins a mischievous look at growing older and making the most of it. With an irreverent perspective, this absolutely hilarious book contains witticisms like these: When I am an Old Coot: "I will call 'A Current Affair' and ask them how I can order one." "I will dawdle by the cleaning lady, pretend to stumble and grab her buttocks firmly."

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