| Author: | Darren Worrow | ISBN: | 9781310513497 |
| Publisher: | Darren Worrow | Publication: | April 4, 2015 |
| Imprint: | Smashwords Edition | Language: | English |
| Author: | Darren Worrow |
| ISBN: | 9781310513497 |
| Publisher: | Darren Worrow |
| Publication: | April 4, 2015 |
| Imprint: | Smashwords Edition |
| Language: | English |
A not so distant future,
In a galaxy so close it is in fact, this one………..
White Space-Van Man revs off.
Workshy slob and long term redundant doughnut Barry is a modern man, well, he takes the bins out and it has been known that, sometimes, he even washes up the dishes. When his good intentions to generally skive and dodge his job centre interview horribly backfires in the worst possible way, our anti-hero tub of lard is offered some work experience, 22nd century style.
Will he succeed in becoming the saviour of the human race while carrying out his newfound employment as a pilot of a white space-van with efficiency and productivity, or is this all really some kind of horrible trick to prise him off of his sofa? Does Barry really care, he has a Cornish pasty and he’s quite happy with that? I hate book blurbs that end with lots of questions, don’t you?
Praises be to the almighty White Space-Van Man, and we never even paid these reviewers:
5* “Worth every penny: I am always sceptical with authors I do not know but after I bought this on I was hooked and believe this to be a literary marvel and for comedy styling, its up there with P G Wodehouse. I believe this man will go far and if not I want a full enquiry in to why not...” Amazon.
5* “Brilliant take on white van man: You will never look at a van driver in the same light again. Set way into the future, this book charts the adventures of Barry the Space Van Man. There is more to it than just Barry, but I don't want to spoil your fun. The really great thing about Barry is that as he travels the galaxy in his white space van, he's just like the stereotypical white van drive today, it's brilliant. This is definitely a book to put your feet up with and I highly recommend it.” Amazon.
5* “Great Read! Full of humor, wit, and even some fact, WHITE SPACE VAN MAN is a book to be read by all fans of HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY. Barry is an average and unsuspecting intergalactic delivery driver. When he delivers the wrong package to the wrong place, he gets pulled into somewhat of a mystery. Barry's interaction with the computer and with the alien trying to learn English are hilarious. This novel is a must read for any fans of space travel or witty comedy.” Amazon.
5* “This is one of the funniest books I have read in a long time. It is well written and a pleasure to read from start to finish. If the sequel ever comes out I will be very happy indeed.” GoodReads.
A not so distant future,
In a galaxy so close it is in fact, this one………..
White Space-Van Man revs off.
Workshy slob and long term redundant doughnut Barry is a modern man, well, he takes the bins out and it has been known that, sometimes, he even washes up the dishes. When his good intentions to generally skive and dodge his job centre interview horribly backfires in the worst possible way, our anti-hero tub of lard is offered some work experience, 22nd century style.
Will he succeed in becoming the saviour of the human race while carrying out his newfound employment as a pilot of a white space-van with efficiency and productivity, or is this all really some kind of horrible trick to prise him off of his sofa? Does Barry really care, he has a Cornish pasty and he’s quite happy with that? I hate book blurbs that end with lots of questions, don’t you?
Praises be to the almighty White Space-Van Man, and we never even paid these reviewers:
5* “Worth every penny: I am always sceptical with authors I do not know but after I bought this on I was hooked and believe this to be a literary marvel and for comedy styling, its up there with P G Wodehouse. I believe this man will go far and if not I want a full enquiry in to why not...” Amazon.
5* “Brilliant take on white van man: You will never look at a van driver in the same light again. Set way into the future, this book charts the adventures of Barry the Space Van Man. There is more to it than just Barry, but I don't want to spoil your fun. The really great thing about Barry is that as he travels the galaxy in his white space van, he's just like the stereotypical white van drive today, it's brilliant. This is definitely a book to put your feet up with and I highly recommend it.” Amazon.
5* “Great Read! Full of humor, wit, and even some fact, WHITE SPACE VAN MAN is a book to be read by all fans of HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY. Barry is an average and unsuspecting intergalactic delivery driver. When he delivers the wrong package to the wrong place, he gets pulled into somewhat of a mystery. Barry's interaction with the computer and with the alien trying to learn English are hilarious. This novel is a must read for any fans of space travel or witty comedy.” Amazon.
5* “This is one of the funniest books I have read in a long time. It is well written and a pleasure to read from start to finish. If the sequel ever comes out I will be very happy indeed.” GoodReads.
