Wow! This Is Insane!

Science Fiction & Fantasy, Science Fiction
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Author: Bobby Alvarez ISBN: 9781475973020
Publisher: iUniverse Publication: March 4, 2013
Imprint: iUniverse Language: English
Author: Bobby Alvarez
ISBN: 9781475973020
Publisher: iUniverse
Publication: March 4, 2013
Imprint: iUniverse
Language: English

The captain asked, Why are there eight spacecraft approaching my castle with apparently evil intentions?

How to sum up my crazy life in a few sentences?

Okay, here goes: Those are probably Mobster spacecraft looking to both kill me, since I have a list of their names and crimes on my contact lens, and to retrieve the time-travel arm bands that I just dumped in your trash scow. Sorry about dropping this mess in your lap, but theyve already killed my girlfriend and kidnapped my family, and I know they absolutely will not stop, ever, until I am dead. So, I figured if I got the bands into the sun, at least I could die knowing I had done something good with my last great act of defiance.

I took a deep breath and waited for the tongue-lashing that I knew was coming...

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The captain asked, Why are there eight spacecraft approaching my castle with apparently evil intentions?

How to sum up my crazy life in a few sentences?

Okay, here goes: Those are probably Mobster spacecraft looking to both kill me, since I have a list of their names and crimes on my contact lens, and to retrieve the time-travel arm bands that I just dumped in your trash scow. Sorry about dropping this mess in your lap, but theyve already killed my girlfriend and kidnapped my family, and I know they absolutely will not stop, ever, until I am dead. So, I figured if I got the bands into the sun, at least I could die knowing I had done something good with my last great act of defiance.

I took a deep breath and waited for the tongue-lashing that I knew was coming...

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