Wrinkles, Waistlines and Wet Pants

Nonfiction, Family & Relationships, Aging
Cover of the book Wrinkles, Waistlines and Wet Pants by Jeanne Kraus, Jeanne Kraus
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Author: Jeanne Kraus ISBN: 9781452429380
Publisher: Jeanne Kraus Publication: March 18, 2011
Imprint: Smashwords Edition Language: English
Author: Jeanne Kraus
ISBN: 9781452429380
Publisher: Jeanne Kraus
Publication: March 18, 2011
Imprint: Smashwords Edition
Language: English

Existence after fifty, according to Jeanne Kraus, is fraught with peril from life-threatening underwear to homeowners' associations. Lifestyle activities are recommended, along with full schedules of doctor visits. Humiliation lurks at every corner with shotgun makeup interventions, bodily function failures, and Swiss cheese memory. Condom trees, risque photos found in a laundry mound, and DNA-tainted ornaments all have their part in this series of incidents.

Jeanne includes advice for those aging ne-er-do-wells who hope to make it to the Pearly Gates eventually. And even though this book will not change you in any way, there is something for everyone in "Wrinkles, Waistlines, and Wet Pants." Even self-help junkies will be delighted with the three insightful but useless surveys.

"Wrinkles, Waistlines and Wet Pants" was wittily written by Jeanne Kraus and illustrated by her sister, Diana Arneson, both having experienced wrinkles, expanding waistlines and wet pants.

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Existence after fifty, according to Jeanne Kraus, is fraught with peril from life-threatening underwear to homeowners' associations. Lifestyle activities are recommended, along with full schedules of doctor visits. Humiliation lurks at every corner with shotgun makeup interventions, bodily function failures, and Swiss cheese memory. Condom trees, risque photos found in a laundry mound, and DNA-tainted ornaments all have their part in this series of incidents.

Jeanne includes advice for those aging ne-er-do-wells who hope to make it to the Pearly Gates eventually. And even though this book will not change you in any way, there is something for everyone in "Wrinkles, Waistlines, and Wet Pants." Even self-help junkies will be delighted with the three insightful but useless surveys.

"Wrinkles, Waistlines and Wet Pants" was wittily written by Jeanne Kraus and illustrated by her sister, Diana Arneson, both having experienced wrinkles, expanding waistlines and wet pants.

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