Bryan Simpson: 11 books

A short collection of a short-lived comic strip series, The Absurds is a random look at the world around us. Originally used as scrap paper for jotting down notes, a napkin for wiping up spilt milk, a placemat, material for a paper airplane, this strip has come a long way. Okay, that's a lie. It would...

A book of twenty-one poems, this assortment deals with the subject of love in its many different forms, from wanting love, to having love and losing love. This book is basically an excerpt, one section, of the larger collection, Love, Life and Death.

Get ready to be given a lesson in preparedness! What happens when you go before a group of people unprepared? Trust me, it's not pretty, and this skit will show you every ugly angle. Two people have agreed to sing a song for their church congregation during a service, but they haven't practiced...at...

Artie Henderson, his girlfriend just left him, and now he's got a stomachache. What a way to spend the evening, knelt in front of the toilet. But what if it's not just a stomachache? And what if it doesn't want to come out? "Day One" starts out as a humorous look at something we're all familiar...

"The House Spider" is a chilling tale guaranteed to get under your skin. A man, excited about fixing up his very large, newly purchased house finds that he has lost track of time. Alone in the old house, he becomes troubled by strange noises and even stranger imaginings. As the night descends,...

Paul's archeologist/anthropologist grandfather, whom he's never met, has passed away, leaving him to handle the estate. While searching through the photographs and priceless treasures, Paul stumbles across an old, unpublished article. It tells of his grandfather's jungle adventure,...

This is a hilarious skit involving three people. It's easy to perform and easy to memorize. It's open mic night at Billy Bob's Crab Cafe, and our next local poet (who's wrapped in bandages from head to toe) is going to perform his masterpiece, "Love Hurts." This ode to love is sure to get a lot of laughs.

This book of poetry contains eleven poems that deal with the many issues of life; dreams, time, scars, questions and the answers we sometimes don't want to hear. It is basically an excerpt, one section, of the larger collection, Love, Life and Death.

This book of poetry contains fourteen poems, all dealing with death in one way or another. Some deal with the loss of a loved one, some are purely fictional, suspenseful. Whatever you're looking for, there's something for everyone in this darker collection. This book is an excerpt, one section, taken from the complete poetry collection, Love, Life and Death.

This monologue is a throwback to the nineties. It features a corded phone, bright clothes, and big hairstyles. Watch as a teenage girl humiliates herself with help from the evil that is call waiting. All you need is one actress with a lot of energy, and you're sure to get a lot of laughs.

"The Rating" is a short, funny monologue meant to be performed before a play or other performance. It's a creative way to introduce your show, and lets your audience know what's in store for them. It's easy to produce, only needing two people and having minimal props and costume requirements. Guaranteed to get a laugh!