Chicken Droppings

Science Fiction & Fantasy, Science Fiction, Adventure, Romance, Contemporary
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Author: August Door ISBN: 9781370345656
Publisher: August Door Publication: August 25, 2016
Imprint: Smashwords Edition Language: English
Author: August Door
ISBN: 9781370345656
Publisher: August Door
Publication: August 25, 2016
Imprint: Smashwords Edition
Language: English

The folks at the Skinny Rabbit Farm discovered a fool proof way to keep women thin. Their next challenge is to slim down the country’s male population. There is a way, but are the Fat Guys up to the challenge?
Chicken Droppings is two stories in one. Nancy (the most beautiful woman ever placed on the planet) takes on the ominous task of teaching oversized rednecks the fine art of wooing women. At the same time, Bobbie (the inventor of the magic slimming process) languishes in luxurious captivity, doing everything in her power to escape a south sea paradise.
Add an overly patriotic French kidnapper, foul smelling psychotic scientist, well-intentioned mafia hitman, and love starved gigolo. Stir slightly. Watch the pages turn.

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The folks at the Skinny Rabbit Farm discovered a fool proof way to keep women thin. Their next challenge is to slim down the country’s male population. There is a way, but are the Fat Guys up to the challenge?
Chicken Droppings is two stories in one. Nancy (the most beautiful woman ever placed on the planet) takes on the ominous task of teaching oversized rednecks the fine art of wooing women. At the same time, Bobbie (the inventor of the magic slimming process) languishes in luxurious captivity, doing everything in her power to escape a south sea paradise.
Add an overly patriotic French kidnapper, foul smelling psychotic scientist, well-intentioned mafia hitman, and love starved gigolo. Stir slightly. Watch the pages turn.

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