Lessons In Stalking: Adjusting to Life With Cats
Nonfiction, Entertainment, Humour & Comedy, General Humour
| Author: | Dena Harris | ISBN: | 9780976846956 |
| Publisher: | Dena Harris | Publication: | June 6, 2011 |
| Imprint: | Smashwords Edition | Language: | English |
| Author: | Dena Harris |
| ISBN: | 9780976846956 |
| Publisher: | Dena Harris |
| Publication: | June 6, 2011 |
| Imprint: | Smashwords Edition |
| Language: | English |
If You Own A Cat You Must Own This Book
“The Erma Bombeck of cat writers!”
Cotton mice found doing the dead man’s float in the water dish...5 AM wake-up calls...a “no-closed doors” policy...the cat declares a holy war when put on a diet.
Lessons In Stalking homes in on the wildly different responses the author and her long-suffering spouse have to a life shared with cats. In no other cat book will you find such riveting accounts as:
The Great Cat Butt Wiping Adventure
Jingle Ball Horrors
The Creature Under the Fridge
Yoga Cat
The Big Brown Mouse & Other Toys Our Cat Loathes
“Dena Harris has written a cat book even a dog would love.”
—Tim Bete, director of the Erma Bombeck Writers’ Workshop and author of In the Beginning... There Were No Diapers
“Never has watching someone else own a cat been this much fun.”
—Lisa Allmendinger, Editor, I Love Cats!
“Dena Harris magically captures the humor of sharing our lives with cats in a master storyteller’s style. You catch yourself laughing out loud as you read her words filled with whimsy and wit. She is simply meow-val-lous!
—Arden Moore, Catnip Editor and author of The Kitten Owner’s Manual
If You Own A Cat You Must Own This Book
“The Erma Bombeck of cat writers!”
Cotton mice found doing the dead man’s float in the water dish...5 AM wake-up calls...a “no-closed doors” policy...the cat declares a holy war when put on a diet.
Lessons In Stalking homes in on the wildly different responses the author and her long-suffering spouse have to a life shared with cats. In no other cat book will you find such riveting accounts as:
The Great Cat Butt Wiping Adventure
Jingle Ball Horrors
The Creature Under the Fridge
Yoga Cat
The Big Brown Mouse & Other Toys Our Cat Loathes
“Dena Harris has written a cat book even a dog would love.”
—Tim Bete, director of the Erma Bombeck Writers’ Workshop and author of In the Beginning... There Were No Diapers
“Never has watching someone else own a cat been this much fun.”
—Lisa Allmendinger, Editor, I Love Cats!
“Dena Harris magically captures the humor of sharing our lives with cats in a master storyteller’s style. You catch yourself laughing out loud as you read her words filled with whimsy and wit. She is simply meow-val-lous!
—Arden Moore, Catnip Editor and author of The Kitten Owner’s Manual
