Majickal

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Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy, Contemporary, Fiction & Literature
Cover of the book Majickal by C. J. Connelly, C. J. Connelly
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Author: C. J. Connelly ISBN: 9780997836813
Publisher: C. J. Connelly Publication: July 15, 2016
Imprint: Language: English
Author: C. J. Connelly
ISBN: 9780997836813
Publisher: C. J. Connelly
Publication: July 15, 2016
Imprint:
Language: English

Are YOU, like so many other readers, having trouble finding the perfect e-book? Perhaps you've been led astray by a fabulous cover that didn’t deliver on its allure or enticed by that perfect synopsis, but that spark of majick just wasn't there?

Well, the wait is over! Majickal is 100% guaranteed to hook you in 30 pages or less! That’s right, in 30 pages or less, we guarantee you will have read the e-book you’ve been waiting for!

Read our amazing testimonials of how Majickal helped one satisfied reader discover the meaning of life! Another claims Majickal helped him find a secret train platform at a London station through a series of complex subliminal messages (we're not too sure about the validity of that last claim).

Majickal is also guaranteed 100% organic, using only cage-free words that were hand-selected for their dynamic flair and finesse. Gluten-free with no high fructose corn syrup added. It may contain traces of nuts, as well exposure to fannishness and sarcasm. We urge those on reduced-sarcasm diets to exercise extreme caution as studies have shown the sarcasm exercised in this e-book may drastically increase IQ levels. *Note: these statements have not been evaluated by the National Sarcasm Versus IQ Awareness Council and individual results may vary. Please consult your personal sarcastician before reading this novel to determine if it meets or exceeds your daily allotment of sarcasm.

Click the excerpt and try Majickal today! We’re so sure you’ll be completely satisfied that we will even throw in an invisible pet unicorn at no additional cost! Perfect for the inattentive pet owner, needs no feeding, grooming or upkeep! Simply pet it from time to time as it lingers invisibly near your right shoulder. Don't delay!

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“Probably the best book since Webster’s Dictionary and The Bible.”

-Mom.

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Are YOU, like so many other readers, having trouble finding the perfect e-book? Perhaps you've been led astray by a fabulous cover that didn’t deliver on its allure or enticed by that perfect synopsis, but that spark of majick just wasn't there?

Well, the wait is over! Majickal is 100% guaranteed to hook you in 30 pages or less! That’s right, in 30 pages or less, we guarantee you will have read the e-book you’ve been waiting for!

Read our amazing testimonials of how Majickal helped one satisfied reader discover the meaning of life! Another claims Majickal helped him find a secret train platform at a London station through a series of complex subliminal messages (we're not too sure about the validity of that last claim).

Majickal is also guaranteed 100% organic, using only cage-free words that were hand-selected for their dynamic flair and finesse. Gluten-free with no high fructose corn syrup added. It may contain traces of nuts, as well exposure to fannishness and sarcasm. We urge those on reduced-sarcasm diets to exercise extreme caution as studies have shown the sarcasm exercised in this e-book may drastically increase IQ levels. *Note: these statements have not been evaluated by the National Sarcasm Versus IQ Awareness Council and individual results may vary. Please consult your personal sarcastician before reading this novel to determine if it meets or exceeds your daily allotment of sarcasm.

Click the excerpt and try Majickal today! We’re so sure you’ll be completely satisfied that we will even throw in an invisible pet unicorn at no additional cost! Perfect for the inattentive pet owner, needs no feeding, grooming or upkeep! Simply pet it from time to time as it lingers invisibly near your right shoulder. Don't delay!

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“Probably the best book since Webster’s Dictionary and The Bible.”

-Mom.

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