Parade of Roses
Nonfiction, Reference & Language, Language Arts, Writing & Publishing, Authorship, Health & Well Being, Health
| Author: | Rose Maru | ISBN: | 9781370192090 |
| Publisher: | Rose Maru | Publication: | October 21, 2016 |
| Imprint: | Smashwords Edition | Language: | English |
| Author: | Rose Maru |
| ISBN: | 9781370192090 |
| Publisher: | Rose Maru |
| Publication: | October 21, 2016 |
| Imprint: | Smashwords Edition |
| Language: | English |
Have a certain itch that needs to be scratched and you don't know which horny - uh, er, "thorny" - Rose story and book to use to satisfy that need? Parade of Roses to the rescue!
As a super-big, bonus (*bonus*... bonUS! Quit saying it with an 'er' at the end! I'm not that kind of girl.) I've included the first part of every book I've released to help you get some idea about my general style. Although I do continue to keep my Truth and Consequences sections to these stories available only to those intelligent folk that appreciate high-class, women-friendly erotica and purchase the original title (Honesty? It's because I sometimes get a little too raw and TMI for comfort back there in the truth section, so it's also for my own benefit. You know, like wearing a robe, even if you tie it loose, you've still got it tied - so you feel better about yourself. Well, just so long as no one points out, "Hey! You're shaved!" because I've happily felt it covering both sides of my chest and I fail to realize that 'cleavage' (oh, as if - in my dreams... these little kittens can't create a valley without serious help) gap in a robe extends down below the belly button. Yup, putting on panties would've been a great idea - where were you when I was getting dressed for this demonstration?).
Plus, if all goes well, when I update the collective, "You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile." I mean, you'll get a notice a new edition of the book is available for download (at least if you add the book to your 'library'). Sounded like a nifty way to keep those interested in new releases on top of things, as it looks like I'm back in the saddle again... behind the keyboard, at least.
This book is the perfect price, so why the heck are you still reading this instead of downloading it and reading THAT instead?
Have a certain itch that needs to be scratched and you don't know which horny - uh, er, "thorny" - Rose story and book to use to satisfy that need? Parade of Roses to the rescue!
As a super-big, bonus (*bonus*... bonUS! Quit saying it with an 'er' at the end! I'm not that kind of girl.) I've included the first part of every book I've released to help you get some idea about my general style. Although I do continue to keep my Truth and Consequences sections to these stories available only to those intelligent folk that appreciate high-class, women-friendly erotica and purchase the original title (Honesty? It's because I sometimes get a little too raw and TMI for comfort back there in the truth section, so it's also for my own benefit. You know, like wearing a robe, even if you tie it loose, you've still got it tied - so you feel better about yourself. Well, just so long as no one points out, "Hey! You're shaved!" because I've happily felt it covering both sides of my chest and I fail to realize that 'cleavage' (oh, as if - in my dreams... these little kittens can't create a valley without serious help) gap in a robe extends down below the belly button. Yup, putting on panties would've been a great idea - where were you when I was getting dressed for this demonstration?).
Plus, if all goes well, when I update the collective, "You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile." I mean, you'll get a notice a new edition of the book is available for download (at least if you add the book to your 'library'). Sounded like a nifty way to keep those interested in new releases on top of things, as it looks like I'm back in the saddle again... behind the keyboard, at least.
This book is the perfect price, so why the heck are you still reading this instead of downloading it and reading THAT instead?
